Current mood:	calm
Current music:	Bush - Everything Zen

update . . .
Update, I think I forgot to do this. Oh well, a close friend of mine called me up and asked this "Does my electric stove use gas?", at first I was thrown for a loop, didnt know how to respond. I was flat shocked that I heard this come from her. It reminded me of the Jessica Simpson "Why do they call it Chicken of the Sea" comment. It was some of the funniest shit that I have ever heard in my life. Well enough about that.

My Dad is leaving for Jamaca in a couple of days and he has the nerve of leaving me behind, that little rat bastard. He is going down there with my boss of all people. Speaking of which my boss is a very religous person and dabbles on the wild side every so often but is for the most part sheltered, he came up to me the other day and sked me if I smoked weed. I was shocked and awwed all over when I heard this. I just got silent after that, cause anything that came out of my mouth wouldnt be a good response knowing my sarcastic ass. Anyway he went on about how you can buy anything when you get off the plain, I fired off are you looking for a new wife, I bet you could find one down there. Anyway I told vix that if I ever go there I would spend all my time on the beach in a stupor. wether it be from beer or drugs, just whatever.

You guys ever see Pleasentville, with Reese Witherspoon. My favorite part is where the mom just learned how to pleasure herself, she sits down and takes a hot bath and starts to umm, well you know and then when she hits orgasm the tree bursts into flames, I must be doing something wrong, my house is still standing and so is all of my trees. Will have to research that.

Anywho off for now. . .